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AskMen.com says that like ice-cold beers and blondes in hot pants, certain things are always right -- as demonstrated by these classic rules that make life run smoothly. AskMen says that iuf you stick to these timeless dating rules in the beginning stages of any relationship, you won't go wrong.

1. Don't share excessive details about your past
2. Don't place her on a pedestal
3. Don't seem too enthusiastic
4. Don't lead her on
5. Don't compliment her
6. Don't discuss other women
7. Don't let yourself go
8. Don't rush things
9. Don't frequent thy exes
10. Don't lose the faith
... AND THE TAKE MORE NOTES!
Here are ten things your gal should never know about you according to AskMen.com. Keep this valuable info to yourself, but remember this: If your woman can potentially find out about any of the following from another source, you might as well give it up right now.

1. Your conquest count
2. Your income
3. The location of your porn stash
4. Your weaknesses
5. Your strip club experiences
6. Your weirder fantasies
7. The dirt on your buds
8. Your ex-girlfriend memorabilia
9. Your embarrassing moments
10. Your cheating past

Never Tell a Guy...

1. All the cute things your pet does -- Coddling a pet makes men suspect that your ideal companion is completely dependent upon you for food, lets you dress him up in colorful wool sweaters, and can be castrated if he starts acting too frisky.
2. Your belief in alternative medicine -- No matter how important you may feel it is to share your spiritual side, remember: When you tell us about your experiences with aromatherapy, reflexology, or crystals, all we hear is unstable, unstable, unstable.
3. How impressed you are with what others make -- You don't have to convince us that you're oblivious to material possessions. But ogling a man's paycheck -- ours or somebody else's -- makes us feel like you're attaching our worth to our wallets. And we know there's always going to be someone out there with deeper pockets than ours.
4. How beautiful the scenery is -- When confronted by natural beauty, men prefer to contemplate it in silence. Women, for some reason, feel compelled to talk at just the moment when we most want quiet.
5. Who your favorite celebrities are dating -- As a rule of thumb, unless they're naked, we don't want to know. Men have far too hard a time keeping up with their own relationships; the last thing we want is the responsibility of keeping up with the lives of people we'll never meet.

-Cosmo

Yeah I know it's a chick mag...but us guys like to spy too. Just as you women spy on us reading our Men's Health and Maxim Mags.

YOUR NORMAL GUY

Bernice Kanner's book, "When It Comes to Guys, What's Normal?", lists 21 strange things about otherwise normal guys. So now, if you spot any of these... they won't freak you out.

1. On average a guy spends 730 hours/year thinking about sex; 22 hours actually doing it.
2. The average guy lost his virginity at age 16.
3. A guy has relations with about 14 different women in his life... maybe a few more or a few less.
4. 60% of guys say they've had at least one one-night stand.
5. 42% claim they've coitally experienced two different women on the same day.
6. Men with messy sock drawers have sex 3 times more/month than organized guys.
7. Most guys say that if they could change one thing about themselves, they'd lose weight.
8. 40% of men say the body part I they work on the most is the chest.
9. If stranded on a desert island, what toiletry would you give up? 48% of guys answer soap.
10. 59% of men would rather have more vacation time than a cash bonus.
11. 22% admit to visiting a porn site at work.
12. 75% of guys would rather spend a romantic evening with you than a crazy one with the guys.
13. In his lifetime, a guy falls in love an average of six times.
14. 44% say they've fallen in love at first sight.
15. 10% of men have never done a load of laundry.
16. 40% know that 1/3 of a cup of uncooked rice yields one cup cooked. (28% of women know)
17. Only 38% would be cool with being a stay-at-home dad.
18. More than 50% have had relations in their car. 55% of guys talk to their cars.
19. 54% drink milk or juice straight from the carton... when no one's around.
20. 17% have Googled an ex-girlfriend.

I think #6 is a total lie, but #9 is so true.