How to shuss your lady in a nice way.

Tired of your lady's complaints? She'd have it much worse overseas. The next time your woman busts out the following common relationship complaints, whip out this handy guide and remind her exactly how good she has it! Good Luck!!!

1. You never do any housework. -- In rural Albania, men are forbidden from doing household chores because lifting a finger is seen as a sign of weakness. An Albanian lady's "chores" can include strenuous labor, such as lugging enormous bales of hay from one paddock to another while her man stands around and smokes.
   
2. You don't understand my cycle.-- Women toiling in Mexico's export-driven maquiladora factories can be subject to spot pregnancy checks, with some employers going as far as to inspect ladies' sanitary napkins for evidence. Despite lawsuits from human-rights watchdogs, Mexican authorities have claimed that the practice is legal.
   
3. You're scared of commitment. -- Thanks to a cunning interpretation of an Islamic law, Syrian men can divorce their wives by muttering "I divorce you" three times. By contrast, a woman has to go to court, a process that can take up to five years. In that time, her husband may have already bagged several more wives.
   
4. You're obsessed with my past. -- In Turkey, unmarried women are pressured to take virginity tests at the behest of their meddlesome parents. A woman who fails may find herself abandoned by her family and the invasive exam can even be ordered after death. The nation's men, meanwhile, wield their beef kabobs with impunity.
   
5. You don't support my career. -- A 1996 Russian law restricts women from entering 400 professions "inconsistent with femininity." Those industries include building, crane operation and working in tunnels. Women who had labored loyally without complaint during Soviet times found themselves jobless overnight.
   
6. You never let me drive. -- Before 1990, it was merely socially unacceptable for women to drive in Saudi Arabia. Then, after 50 women protested the custom by taking a spin through the capital Riyadh, the Grand Mufti outlawed lady driving altogether. The protesters were detained and many of them lost their jobs.
   
7. You stifle my ambitions. -- Acting "in the interests of the household," Cameroon passed a law in June 1998 requiring women to obtain their husband's permission before seeking a job in a trade other than his. Sexist nonsense? Ask J.Lo what happens when you're more successful than your man.

The Love Guru

YOU'RE DATING A LOSER

Here's some advice from Gary Aumiller, PHD, co-author of "Red Flags! How To Know When You're Dating A Loser." The following are guy "imperfections" are too deeply rooted to tweak... though some are actually blessings in disguise.

• He's cheap -- He may not splurge on romantic impulse buys like pricey dinners, but at least he won't piss away his cash or have to hit you up for a few bucks.
• He's too close to his parents -- His mom's constant calls may get annoying, but a dude with strong family ties is more likely to know what it takes to make a relationship work.
• He's a chronic flirt -- A steady guy who is always charming other chicks is showing disrespect for you... not to mention a compulsive need for female attention.
• He's a workaholic -- You might feel lonely when you're home alone while your guy puts in extra time on the job. Still, an ambitious partner is a heck of a lot better than an aimless one.
• He's competitive -- Getting worked up while watching his favorite team blow the game is one thing. Turning every encounter into a challenge means he values winning above all else.

I'm calling it a night, big day tomorrow. It's the very VERY last day of freshman orientation and I have a huge feeling we are gonna get some very last minute freshmen who have not tested as they should of have before they signed up, and some random walk-ins.

Any ways I leave you with a song that has been suck in my head for the past week.

Led-Zeppelin (of course) "10 years gone"





I also found this, The Black Crowes preforming "10 Years Gone" with Jimmy Page (lead guitarist of Led-Zepp) It's freaky that Chris Robinson sounds almost like Plant.

6 things she loves about you

NOT SURE I TRUST THIS… BUT HERE YA GO

6 things she loves about you :

• She loves that you're a man of few words. It's no secret that women love to communicate with the men in their lives. "Women like to connect, and when that happens, they will melt," says Emerson E. Eggerichs, Ph.D., author of Love and Respect: The Love She Most Desires, The Respect He Desperately Needs. Of course, when most men hear that, they cringe, thinking it means long, drawn-out talks about every feeling either of you has ever had. Wrong! According to Eggerichs, women don't need lots of verbiage from you. The truth is, she can get the same communication from you via eye contact - without a single word being uttered. Simply stand face-to-face with her, look into her eyes, and show your affection with a small nonsexual gesture - say, holding her arm or caressing her face.

• She loves your hairy body -- really! Your what?! That's right, go ahead and cancel that back-waxing appointment. A study at the Zoological Society of San Diego (of people!) revealed that women are more attracted to men with furry bods, regardless of the silhouette. Scientists theorize that body hair advertises good health and active hormones, making it a positive sign in the selection of a sexual mate.

• She loves your unnatural emotional attachment to your team. Most men learn by their teens to downplay their obsession with professional sports in front of the ladies. But David Wygant, author of Always Talk to Strangers: 3 Simple Steps to Finding the Love of Your Life, says that revealing certain elements of your big-league insanity to a woman will make her feel more connected to you.
  

• She loves when you act tough. While women often want an evolved, emotionally available man these days, putting a little "wild man" demeanor in your repertoire can equal popularity on the dating scene. "Most women want bad-boy qualities so they don't have to act perfect all the time," says Nancy Slotnick, author of Turn Your Cablight On: Get Your Dream Man in 6 Months or Less. After all, if a woman is afraid to be anything less than perfect in front of you, your relationship will be stifled and you'll both end up bored.

• She loves your artsy side. You don't need a fat paycheck to appeal to the ladies. They actually find the "I'm working on a screenplay" lifestyle alluring. A recent study found that artists and poets had had a total of four to ten sexual partners, while people with less creative jobs had three. According to the study's author, Daniel Nettle, Ph.D., a psychology lecturer at Newcastle University, creative people tend to be charismatic and their artistic pursuits are particularly interesting to others. The study also ound that the number of sexual partners an artsy type had increased when he spent more time on creative, right-brained pursuits.

• She loves your geeky electronics obsession. Your wall of speaker cords. Your closet full of video games. Your wireless universe. Believe it or not, the very things that women roll their eyes about can also be aphrodisiacs. "When a guy shows a woman some new gadget, it shows his intelligence," says Andrea Miller, founder and CEO of Tango, a magazine about love. "It's also always attractive when someone has a passion."