ROCK MY VOTE!!!

So...I'm graduating...finally. There is a new tradition that students take part during commencement. Students now decorate the caps for their friends and family to locate them while the graduates walk on the field at The Juice Box...aka Minute Maid Park (where the Houston Astros play for you non sports people). So what do I put on my cap. My good friend Kara put on the Apple logo on hers and I've seen people with "Thank You Mom\Dad signs". So what will I put???

I've narrowed it down...to about 5 choices....yeah I know...so I need your help to help me decided on either:

1. Batman emblem (The Dark Knight version)2. Skull


3. Transformers Decepticon emblem

4. \UU/(O.o)
(rock out emoticon)



5. Thanks MOM!

Voting ends May 1, 2010!!!!! You can vote as many times as you want!!!! So please vote and tell your friends, yo mamma, your imaginary friend Ray Ray! Got a pet iguana name Charro at work that bites little girls, tell him too. Work for a web development company full of nerds...tell them!!! Stuck in a hotel room in Baltimore cause you're snowed in....vote all night!!! Getting ready to have major surgery...vote now!!! Crack heads count!!! Tell all your librarian friends!!! Living alone with 3 cats...there is 4 votes right there!!! Make sure your unborn daughter votes as well. What are you doing still reading!?!?!

BOOBS REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY

BOOBS REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY

A sex researcher says he's discovered how a man can find a perfect mate - by the size and shape of her boobs. "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign," sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said in published reports. And to demonstrate his premise, the scientist has developed a chart using a variety of fruits to represent breasts. From melons to cherries, Lorenzoni said a woman's temperament can be charted just by matching the correct fruit to her chest size.

• Melons-- Big-breasted gals whose bosoms resemble this fruit may appear to be the motherly type, but Lorenzoni says that assessment is way off base. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired," he said, "but seldom likes sex."
• Lemons -- Happy-go-lucky girls who have these size breasts are "women who are full of life and can laugh at themselves," claimed the expert. "They want a balanced life without surprises."
• Pineapples-- If you're looking for a brainy honey who'll stick with you through thick and thin, Lorenzoni suggest: "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
• Grapefruits-- Boobs this size could be giving off the wrong signal if a guy is looking for a sex goddess. "This woman may look erotic, but is reality she's bashful," Lorenzoni explained. "She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
• Oranges -- Another lady who's all talk and no action is one with a bosom the shape of this fruit. "While she's self-confident, she has little interest in sex," said the researcher. "She likes conversation and friendship."
• Pears-- This shaped woman is a pure romantic. "She loves love in all its variations," Lorenzoni proclaimed. "They can be very religious, but nonetheless pear women are famous for their steamy affairs."
• Cherries-- Girls with petite breasts like this fruit are the most fun, according to Lorenzoni. "They're fun and very exciting," he said. If you want life to be a bowl of cherries, then this is defiantly your gal.

Countdown to U2

Rocktober! Kings of Leon and U2!!!

So after dying last week I have a greater appreciation for life. Especially for concerts. Last week was the Kings of Leon concert and man was it AWESOME! No pictures cause I'm still learning to work out my new phone cam settings, but I and my brother did take some videos. They played their top hits...Use Somebody, Sex On Fire, Molly's Chamber, Notion, The Bucket, Rodeo King...and my favorite of all..On Call.



But this week will be even better because I got tickets to U2! YES that's right U freak'n 2! They were here about 5 years ago at the Toyota Center...but this Wed they will be at Reliant Stadium!!! And I gots the floor seats!!! Honestly I really think their new stuff really sucks so I'm looking forward to the classics.

Here are the songs I really want to hear:
Pride (In the Name of Love)
Sunday Bloody Sunday
One
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
New Year's Day
With or With Out You

(not a classic but good)
Vertigo
Beautiful Day
All Because of You
Bullet the Blue Sky


And my personal favorite and the best song U2 had ever made:
Where the Streets Have No Name!!!
The guitar intro riff is f'n awesome and it plays out again at the end of the song.
This is the original video of the song:



This video is right after 9/11 and U2 did the half time show for the 2002 Super Bowl:






And here is a preview of what the stage will look like at the concert this Wed

Alive....

Never felt more Alive than now. Hard to imagine that a few weeks ago I was almost dead. Yep, the flu hit me...no not swine, the normal flu. I went to the doctor on Sept 24...they gave me some pills, after that night...4 days of nonstop vomiting. I didn't eat or drink anything for those for days so I got severely dehydrated and to add my potassium levels were in the negatives. That was the worse part because your muscles need potassium to move, and I had none in my entire body. That The next day I checked myself in the E.R with a temperature of 105. Apparently I had lost so much weight from vomiting that the doctor asked me if I had Aids. Did I really look that sick? I can't remember I was in and out of it. They took so much blood from me my arms are still sore today. I spent about 2 days in the ICU cause they thought my body was going to give out, then I finally got out and in my own room. I was released that Thursday, they kept me there until my potassium level was normal...that was a bitch cause I kept vomiting. They gave me liquids via I.V. line...man I never wanted my mom so bad. I really thank God that she was there by my side the entire week. I'm 25 yrs old, and I thought I never needed my mom like I needed her then. I never really wanted to carry on, I did think about just letting go. I never want to ever go through that again...never. It was hard when I got home, I actually had to learn how to walk again, and I would get these cramps in my legs. But I am doing much better...my throat still hurts a bit from all that acid that came up, but it's getting better.

This is the bruise from when I passed out trying to go to the restroom. I hit my arm on the guard rail on the bed.


At least I was fed well. Hospital food has come a long ways now!!! It's just too bad I kept vomiting all up. LOL!

And this is how I was fed the first few days, through my veins. You can see the bed pan across the way, I fill that up at least 4 times a day with vomit.

WOMEN'S SECRETS ARE IN THEIR PURSES

MEN THEIR SECRET IS OUT!!!

Dr. Sheldon Zigelbaum says guys can learn a lot about the secret world of women by the type of purses they carry. She says if a woman carries a:

• Cluttered purse -- She's warm, generous and an outgoing person. She was a relaxed attitude toward life and is an easy-to-be-with person.
• Well-organized purse -- A no-nonsense person with high self-esteem. She finds it easy to perform beyond her capabilities.
• Cover-girl purse -- Lot's of cosmetics reveal a dramatic person. She has a flair for the unusual, an active imagination and will sometimes laugh or cry at the drop of a hat.
• Photo-album purse -- A conservative person with down-to-earth ideals. She's nostalgic and relishes her past.
• Office-supplies purse -- This woman likes for every minute to count. She is a list-maker and will never forget a birthday.
• Snack-filled purse -- She is a born hostess and loves celebrations and parties. She is happiest when unexpected things happen including surprise visits from unannounced friends.

National Underwear Day

TODAY IS..... (by the way.... if you don't wear any... I guess you miss out today... hahahaha! - DJ)

National Underwear Day -- Who knew your underwear could be so revealing? Handbag.com, TheSite.org and the Arizona State University have it all figured out:

Women

• High-cut briefs -- Ladies who wear "granny panties" tend to be perfectionists, except when it comes to style. They care most about comfort and function. They are practical people who don't dress to impress.
• Boy shorts or thong -- Women who don these are confident go-getters who enjoy a challenge. They like to show off their curves, are outgoing, and open to new things. They also enjoy not having a panty line when they wear pants. They like the thong because it makes them feel sexy even when they wear jeans, while boy shorts are cute and feminine -- without baring it all.
• The need to match -- Some women must have a matching bra and panty set. These confident women are quite fashion-conscious and enjoy pampering themselves. Some might even call them spoiled or high-maintenance.

Men (I'm in red...lol)

• Boxers -- Wearing boxers is all about comfort, but men who prefer boxers are generally laidback, not too flashy, and light-hearted. Boxers are the #1 choice in underwear for men.
• Briefs -- Nicknamed tightie-whities even if they are red or blue or some other color, briefs are worn by men who are inhibited and like the restricted feel of this kind of underwear. Hey guys, it's not uncommon for women to think of you as their little brother when they find out you wear briefs.
• Boxer-briefs -- Can you say the best of both worlds? Men who opt for boxer-briefs are very good at committing in relationships. Hey, they already know how to compromise since they've done it with their underwear!
• Thong -- Men who wear thongs are tremendously outgoing and some are exhibitionists. Check a male thong-wearer's high school yearbook, and you'll no doubt find "Class Clown" under his name.
• No underwear -- Either someone forgot to do the laundry or he is very down-to-earth and embraces a natural way of life.

A Cosmopolitan Web poll ask: "What type of underwear do women like best on men?"

• 45% said boxer briefs
• 40% said boxers
• 11% said low-rise styles
• 4% said briefs

Underwear: A Brief History (from Cosmopolitan):

• 2500 B.C. -- The ancient Egyptians sported what was probably the first ever version of underwear the loincloth.
• 1200s -- During the Middle Ages, the first pull-on underpants were invented. These loose fitting drawers, called braise, tied at the waist and midcalf.
• 1500s -- Codpieces became popular. Shaped to show off a man's goods, these enhancers were often filled out with padding.
• 1800s -- Cotton companies were massed-producing undies like the union suit, a full body style with ranging sleeve lengths.
• 1930s -- Companies began selling what were the first boxers shorts. And in 1934, Jockey debuted Y-vent briefs.
• 1960s -- With the invention of materials like nylon and Lycra, underwear got more comfortable and more colorful.
• 1982 -- Calvin Klein posted a billboard in Times Square of a hot guy in briefs, and it got a lot of people buzzing.
• Today - Men's underwear has really evolved. It now comes in high-tech materials and daring styles, like the man thong.