F*** My Life

We all have our moments, but did you really have one? I'm not talking about those little brain farts, or that little stumble you almost had. I'm talking about moments that could leave you damaged for a long time...if not then life. For example:

"Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything is the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML"

Or this one...

"Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML"

or....

"Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML"

and last...

"Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML"

and these are only the sex ones...just wait till you see whats posted on the other categories.

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