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Thursday, February 11, 2010

ROCK MY VOTE!!!

So...I'm graduating...finally. There is a new tradition that students take part during commencement. Students now decorate the caps for their friends and family to locate them while the graduates walk on the field at The Juice Box...aka Minute Maid Park (where the Houston Astros play for you non sports people). So what do I put on my cap. My good friend Kara put on the Apple logo on hers and I've seen people with "Thank You Mom\Dad signs". So what will I put???

I've narrowed it down...to about 5 choices....yeah I know...so I need your help to help me decided on either:






1. Batman emblem (The Dark Knight version)2. Skull


3. Transformers Decepticon emblem

4. \
UU/(O.o)
(rock out emoticon)




5. Thanks MOM!






Voting ends May 1, 2010!!!!! You can vote as many times as you want!!!! So please vote and tell your friends, yo mamma, your imaginary friend Ray Ray! Got a pet iguana name Charro at work that bites little girls, tell him too. Work for a web development company full of nerds...tell them!!! Stuck in a hotel room in Baltimore cause you're snowed in....vote all night!!! Getting ready to have major surgery...vote now!!! Crack heads count!!! Tell all your librarian friends!!! Living alone with 3 cats...there is 4 votes right there!!! Make sure your unborn daughter votes as well. What are you doing still reading!?!?!









Thursday, January 14, 2010

BOOBS REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY


BOOBS REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY

A sex researcher says he's discovered how a man can find a perfect mate - by the size and shape of her boobs. "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign," sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said in published reports. And to demonstrate his premise, the scientist has developed a chart using a variety of fruits to represent breasts. From melons to cherries, Lorenzoni said a woman's temperament can be charted just by matching the correct fruit to her chest size.

  • Melons-- Big-breasted gals whose bosoms resemble this fruit may appear to be the motherly type, but Lorenzoni says that assessment is way off base. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired," he said, "but seldom likes sex."
  • Lemons -- Happy-go-lucky girls who have these size breasts are "women who are full of life and can laugh at themselves," claimed the expert. "They want a balanced life without surprises."
  • Pineapples-- If you're looking for a brainy honey who'll stick with you through thick and thin, Lorenzoni suggest: "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
  • Grapefruits-- Boobs this size could be giving off the wrong signal if a guy is looking for a sex goddess. "This woman may look erotic, but is reality she's bashful," Lorenzoni explained. "She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
  • Oranges -- Another lady who's all talk and no action is one with a bosom the shape of this fruit. "While she's self-confident, she has little interest in sex," said the researcher. "She likes conversation and friendship."
  • Pears-- This shaped woman is a pure romantic. "She loves love in all its variations," Lorenzoni proclaimed. "They can be very religious, but nonetheless pear women are famous for their steamy affairs."
  • Cherries-- Girls with petite breasts like this fruit are the most fun, according to Lorenzoni. "They're fun and very exciting," he said. If you want life to be a bowl of cherries, then this is defiantly your gal.