Monday, June 30, 2008

Why So Serious?


Its almost here! If you only knew how much of a Batman freak I was when I was a kid. I had every costume, every toy that come out. My wall was full of Bat art. Ask my brother. But yeah it's almost here! Midnight showing, yes. I know it's gonna be good movie, I just know it in my heart. The new Joker is in its original character. Dark, just like he was intended to be...but I still gotta give it up to Jack who did a good job in the 89 movie, he played the mob gangster Joker, this is the insane Joker.

If you don't know then here you go...


The Dark Knight movie will continue were Batman Begins left off. The prisoners of Arkham Asylum are being rounded up from the League of Shadows plan to ruin the empire of Gotham from the last movie. Its election time and Harvey Dent (who will later become two-face) is running for Gotham D.A.

Ok this is how serious this movie is...there is actually a campaign to elect Harvey Dent for DA. Here is the web site: http://ibelieveinharveydent.com/ And yes they have done a real live tour, they were on 94.5 The Buzz 2 months ago. Crazy huh all this to promote a movie.


Any ways, one of Harvey's goals in to get rid of the Bat. What Gotham needs is a leader, not a freak behind the mask rant. But he hires this guy to play this fake Batman and to swing around the sky line. Harvey revels him self as the Batman to get people on his side to the polls, but the real Bat man shows up.

Now the streets of Gotham have been clean up, but a man with a colorful face shows up. He gets the crime lord together for a meeting and tells him how disgusted he is with be mob, they have let the law one. He offers his help by getting rid of the Bat.

The Joker kidnaps Rachel, a high profile lawyer, Bruce's old fame and Harvey's new flame. The Joker trick the public that he has killed Rachel which drives Harvey mad. Throughout the move Harvey gets more and more frustrated because the Jokers antics, and we start to see a dark side of Harvey.

Harvey goes insane thinking that Rachel is dead, and blames it on the bat. His new dark persona takes over Harvey.

As of now I have no idea how Harvey's face gets damage that turns him in to Two-Face. But it won't be till the very end, where we see Harvey walk in to a bar to meet with some friends. The camera pans on his disfigured face and the screen goes black....setting up for Batman 3!



Opens July 18

IF you would like to see the new Two-Face click here...warning, it's not lite on the stomach.


O Yeah the BAT POD

Sunday, June 29, 2008

MAJOR ROCK FEST IN HOUSTON!!!

Align Center
ROCK THE BAYOU!!!!


Chicago has Lollapalooza, NY had Woodstock, Austin has ACL and SXSW, New Orleans has Voodoo Fest and Jazz Fest, Manchester, Tennessee has Bonnaroo...HOUSTON HAS ROCK THE BAYOU!!!

This is a 4 day rock fest over the Labor Day weekend at the grounds of the late Astor World.

Houstonist.com:


Many, many moons ago, when most of our
11 readers were just in diapers or better yet, not even born, there was a mega concert event that occurred at various times in both Dallas and Houston called The Texas Jam. The Texas Jam was legendary with huge names in rock headlining an all day concert.

That was then... Rock The Bayou is now!

Rock The Bayou is going to be a four day event occurring over Labor Day weekend that will be taking place on the site that used to be Astroworld. Houstonist has not visited the site since it was demolished, so we're not sure if a concert facility has been built or if the promoters are just going to put this event on with a stage and port-a-potties in a leveled field. The promoters are touting this new facility as a "hundred acre playground for music lovers and rock enthusiasts." So it literally could just be a grass field, aren't playgrounds in schools also grass fields?

The lineup looks like a who's who of a segment of Metal Mania on VH1 Classic. Sammy Hagar, Alice Cooper, Queensryche, Ratt, Skid Row, Dokken, Great White, Warrant, Twisted Sister, Slaughter, Yngwie Malmsteen, Y&T, and many more scheduled to appear and yet to be announced.

Tickets range from $49.50 for active military members with ID, $99 for a early bird festival pass and $125 for a regular priced four day pass. Camping and RV spots range from what seem to be free to camp, to $30 for a four day car parking pass and $100 for four day RV camping.

Be sure to check the Rock The Bayou website for the latest news. They also have a forum set up for fans to interact and ask questions.

On a side note, of all the 40 plus bands that are currently scheduled to play Rock The Bayou, three have played the old Texas Jam. These artists are Sammy Hagar, Brett Michaels (when he was with Poison) and Dokken.

Not only will it be interesting to see which bands will be added, but also how well this is going to go over, for four days, in a field, off of 610 during the end of summer.

Rock on Houston.


Yes ROCK ON INDEED!!!




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Thursday, June 26, 2008

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Tomorrow is a busy day:
  1. Jog at Memorial
  2. Go to school and order new ID.
  3. Downtown Library and get a library card.
  4. Study for final.
  5. Shop at Sam's.

Pork and Beans


Weezer's new video "Pork and Beans" is a collaboration of a montage of YOUTUBE stars. Yes in this videos you can see the following "Z" list stars:

Diet Coke and Mentos Guys
Chocolate Rain Guy
Leave Brittney Alone Chick/Guy
The Prairie Dog
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina
Kelly and her shoes
And of course what video would be complete with out the Numa Numa Guy!

There are so many youtube cameos to list!

Even the famous words "It's peanut butter jelly time!" appears in its yellow font.

Just watch it



And yes Kara, Charlie the Unicorn is in the background towards the end of the video.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Viva la Taco



Tomorrow Jack in the Box will give 2 free tacos to you when you give them you gas receipt.



Check it out at Jack in the Box

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Big Balls

So I've downloaded a new ringtone, AC/DC's "Big Balls. I played it for everyone and only Lexi new the lyrics. Sad, where is America's youth going.

This song is a double standard. Yes it is talking about testicular fortitude, but also "Big Balls" as in big party in a ballroom. Just listen to the lyrics.

Monday, June 23, 2008

hippie


Empty

It's strange. When my parents were married I had no real connection with my parents. But now, I have a lasso around my mom. She left at 8pm, now the house is empty for another few weeks. I really had a blast when she stayed the weekend. Now that I think about, my brother got along for once. That never happens. She left a good idea in me. Lets just say...moving to mid-town? I donno, she said Sunday night before bed, that I should look into it.

If you only know the living conditions my brother and I are in now. But thats a different story for another time...and I need to find a violin to play when you read that blog. Short story, we have people coming in and mooching off of us. Yeah so that means grandma is gonna have to stand up for herself and tell those crack heads to FUCK OFF, and stop using her.

Again another time.

Orientation...its gonna be a long day tomorrow.

Houston...we have a problem.

The problem is that I will be in class when the WRESTLEMAINA Press conference comes in tomorrow.





The WrestleMania that’s been 25 years in the making will take place inside Houston’s Reliant Stadium on Sunday, April 5, 2009. However, you are cordially invited to take part when the “mania building to ‘Mania” begins this Tuesday with a press conference starting at 1 p.m. ET/12 p.m. CT. And if you can’t be there in person, you can watch the entire event streaming live on WWE.com.

WWE Champion Triple H, World Heavyweight Champion Edge, Shawn Michaels, Batista, Rey Mysterio and more of your other favorite WWE Superstars will be on hand at the Toyota Center to discuss what the Lone Star State can expect when WrestleMania XXV emanates from the surrounding region. It is expected that fans from all 50 states and more than 21 different countries will converge on Reliant Stadium for the pop-culture event of the year. Last April, WrestleMania XXIV generated an estimated $30 million in economic impact for the city of Orlando, Fla., and broke both attendance and ticket sale records at the Florida Citrus Bowl.

In addition to Tuesday’s press conference, SmackDown and ECW will host their weekly television shows that night from the Toyota Center. Those in attendance for the event will be informed how they can be the very first to score tickets to the “Granddaddy of Them All.” A limited number of tickets are still available for Tuesday’s SmackDown and ECW live events.


WWE.com

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Moms the word

So grandma has been out for the entire weekend to Mexico. Moms been here chilling out in her place. She's been doing everything, making me feel like a kid again. We went bowling today, what a blast. She said she was gonna stay one more night! Coooool Beans. Right now we are watching Harry Potter/Phoenix.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

More than a thousand words.

I was crunching the net, looking for street artist name Banksy.

He is a well-known pseudo-anonymous English graffiti artist. His artworks are often satirical pieces of art on topics such as politics, culture, and ethics. His work was is write out of the Bristol underground scene which involved collaborations between artists and musicians. He does not sell photos of street graffiti or mount exhibitions of screenprints in commercial galleries. In 2004, He walked into the Louvre in Paris and hung on a wall a picture he had painted resembling the Mona Lisa but with a yellow smiley face.









Thursday, June 19, 2008

You know its summer time when....


...a Junebug flies in to your mouth!!!



Yeah that make 5 bugs that have flown in to my mouth...don't ask.



Phyllophaga is a very large genus (more than 260 species) of New World scarab beetles in the subfamily Melolonthinae. Common names for this genus and many other related genera in the subfamily Melolonthinae are May beetles, June bugs, and June beetles. They are medium to large in size (8-25 mm) and are blackish or reddish-brown in colour, without prominent markings, and often rather hairy ventrally. These beetles are nocturnal, coming to lights in great numbers. The adults are chafers, feeding on foliage of trees and shrubs. They may cause significant damage when emerging in large numbers. The larvae (called white grubs) feed on the roots of grasses and other plants. The insects pupate underground in the fall and emerge as adults the following spring. To test for the presence of these beetles, one can drench an area of lawn with water and the larvae will emerge at the surface.

Flies in the family Pyrgotidae are endoparasitoids of these and related beetles; the females pursue the beetles in flight, laying an egg on the beetle's back under the elytra where the beetle cannot reach it. The egg hatches and the fly larva enters the body cavity of the beetle, feeding and eventually killing the host before pupating. Wasps in numerous families are parasitoids of Phyllophaga grubs, including Pelecinidae, Scoliidae, and Tiphiidae.

The generic name is derived from the Greek words phyllon (φυλλον), which means "leaf", and phagos (φαγος), which means "eater", with a feminine ending.


(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllophaga_(genus))

Time Management extras

When planing you time, make sure you add these in:

  • Travel: To and from. What will you be riding in; bus, car, plane, boat? Rush Hour? Parking? Elevator or stairs? How far do you have to walk from parking?

  • Setting up: Gathering materials? Laying items out?

  • Cleaning up: Putting items away?

  • Interruptions: Kids? Boss? Phone? Friends? Family?

  • The unexpected.

  • Break time.
The list goes on!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

We are the Gators...Mighty mighty gators

So today after a quick work out at the school's gym Kara and I notice something in the bayou. At first it looked like a snake, but then a fish. But fish do not have legs I thought. It was a baby aligator. About 2 1/2 feet long. Kara notice that it had trash around it's neck. But it wasn't. Ed, the aligator, had caught a pigeon for dinner. She took some pictures, go to her blog and check them out!

Time Management - MakeTime Concrete

So in order to make time management work, you gotta be able to see time. So lets compare it to a closet where it looks like a bomb has gone off.

The Cluttered Closet:
Restricted amount of space.
There is way more junk than space.
Everything is jammed and cramp packed.
You can't find what you need.

The Cluttered Schedule:
Restircted amount of time.
There are more things to do than there is time.
To do things are penciled in unorganized.
Its difficult to see what is on the to do list.


Calculation is the key. Practice this, how long will it take me to do this, write the actual time it took for future reference.

Try this:

Pick 3 task that you avoid doing.
Make a chart:


Estimate Time Log

|Task #1:|Estimated time you think how long it will take|Actual Time|
|Task #2:|Estimated time you think how long it will take|Actual Time|
|Task #3:|Estimated time you think how long it will take|Actual Time|


Now do this for a week with your planer.

Now compare, is there a pattern? How much are you off? What was fast? What took more time?

Now try it for a MONTH!!!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Time Management - pt. 2: Identfy the Errors

Whats holding you back? When you have identified on whats holding you back then you can start the process.

  1. Technical Errors - Skills that you haven't learned that are holding you back. Like setting the right amount of time to get organized. If you don't know how to properly set the estimated time to get organize, this can create a flaw. Are you the person for this job? Get some one that loves organizing or some one who is just controlling to help you out. Can you handle how big and complex a task this might be? Don't do it all at once, start small. Start for an hour for a week, then gradually increase it by week or time you are comfortable with.
  2. External Errors - Enviromental errors that are beyond your control. Health; if you are not well, then slow down, don't drain you energy. Stay healthy, get sleep. Transition; getting married, did you move up the job ladder, got kids on the way? Going through transition can throw you way off. Other people's needs. STOP BEING A PUSH OVER, learn to say no or F' Off! What ever is better for you.
  3. Psychological Errors - these are the internal errors that interfere with our lives. Unclear goals and priorities; in other words walking in a cave with out a light. Learn to plan! Write what you need to do. Fear of failure or success; if you do know your goals and you're just putting them off, then you might be afraid of the outcome. Will there be the results that you had in mind? The only way to know is to try it!

These are just some of the many errors that are listed in the book, to see them all you gotta make the time to purchase the book and read it.

Bumed...for a while

I was born with a defected pancreas, so I'm back on insulin for a while, just till it decides to start doing its job again. Super strict diet.

But I'm on the pen, which it way better than syringes. Needles on syringes are longer and penetrate deeper and hurt more. Needles on the pen are short, and I don't feel anything when I inject myself. Plus I have to prep the syringe, get the 2 viles of 2 different insulins add and subtract the cc amounts and store them in in the fridge. The pen, you just turn the knob to the amount of cc's I need and then inject myself. No storage needed and its travel friendly.

Lantus

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Web Junk



You Tube...what would we ever do with out it.

Messing around



H-town is Hot...to live ine

Ok so those damn Yankees kick our ass at Minute Maid but Houston still is the best place for living and employment. Read it here.

On THIS list, Houston was #1 almost every time for the best city for a job...but NYC was #3 every time for worst city for a job.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Time Management-Make a list.

Step One - Make a list

Make a list of what you want to do or what you would like to do during your free time, to make you life fulfilled and happier.


  • Draw more
  • Write more
  • Read more
  • Work on more art projects
  • Hang out with friends more
  • Work out more

Draw some representations of these ideas and put it in your room on the wall.

Take the list you just created and put it somewhere where you will see it everyday (paper clip it to your planner). You can make multiple list and put them in different places.

Heres where I put them:
  • The mirror in my room
  • Top of my dresser
  • In side my dresser drawer where I keep my boxer briefs
  • On my car horn
  • PC note book

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Getting it together

So my boss has been reading this book about time management. She let me read it for about a day, I skimmed through it. And it look good, so good that I bought it on half.com. I just couldn't wait till she was done.

After I get done reading that book, then I'm gonna read her second book,
Julie Morgenstern is a New York Times best selling author, organizing and time management expert, speaker and corporate productivity consultant. Frequently quoted in the media, Julie’s “inside out” philosophy ensures customized solutions that are practical, innovative and easy to maintain.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Renaming UHD

So I got some news from an inside source that could literally shake the foundations of UHD's One Main Building. For years now UHD has been having an identity crises for a while. The problem lies with Big Brother. For the past years, UH Main has been suffering a dramatic low enrollment problem. And guess who they blame....UHD. UH Main has been trying to do away with us for a while...as in change out name, logo, colors, motto, etc. They just don't want people going to a UH school unless its UH Main.

Well an insider told me that UHD has gotten the green, to change UHD...but only one circumstance. UH Main still wants our money and some credit, so if we were to constitute a new public higher education facility, the new UHD would still have to be under the UH system...even though the colors, logo, name and everything else will change...like i said they just want the money.

The exciting news is that this could happen in about a year... the staff at UHD were told directly from the presidents office not to by any more stuff with the UHD logos and colors.

Here are some of the names that are being tossed around:

Cullen University....them people practily own the UH system, they are the people that started University of Houston

Allen State University...as in the Allen brothers, the 2 men who drifted down the Buffalo Bayou that sits in front of UHD..and bought some land in downtown and created a little town called Houston. These guys are the "Fathers of the City" No really look it up and every article will say that.

Debakey University...the Medical pioneer he did a lot of things that were the first.

L.B.J University...a U.S. President from Texas.

I like the idea of Cullen Univeristy, sounds nice. The Debakey...practically everything in the medical center is named after this guy...plus he is already the Chancellor at Baylor College of Medicine. If they took the state of the Allen State U then it sounds better, the State just down grades the whole point. LBJ...just because he was a Texan, not good enough reason. I have a feeling that it might be Cullen or Debakey, just because those are the riches families in Houston, and UHD could get a lot of grants from them.

So what do you think, post your reply....should the students have a say in this, should there be a university wide poll on these names??

Web Junk: Crying While Eating



Crying While Eating


Meet Sam

Whats he eating:
Milk & Cookies

Why is he crying:
Girl friend dumped him

Click to see the video

Monday, June 9, 2008

Apifiny


So if you know me quit well, I'm not a religious spectator. Yeah I go to church every now and then, only because it's tradition. I believe that religion was created only as a scare tactic...if you do that you'll go to Hell. Religion is here only for order. I don't really believe that there was a man who did all these things that they said he did. I think there was a man..Jesus or not, who did good things, but people have extremely exaggerated the stories. But I do believe that there is a Higher Power that moves us on this game board of Life. Today I read a book that further convince me that there is a higher being out there.

Rene Descartes’ "Meditations". Descartes...uh..pronounce Day-cart...yeah I know....those crazy French, when will they ever learned. So back to the story, Descartes was a French philosopher, a number cruncher (mathematician) an a scientist during the Renaissance era.

One day he decided, what if what I know is nothing but bull plop. How do I know that the knowledge's that was taught to me was tainted and biased...how do I know that all of this is real, and not being controlled by someone else...talk about a Matrix freak out.

Becoming over stimulated and because Starbucks will not be invented in another 3000 years,he lock himself up in a cabin, far from society...all to think...is this real, or am I a schizo.

He did 3 types of meditations...but the one that changed my opinion was the last one. The questioning of Gods existence.

And here it is in 5 easy steps:

I. I have an idea of a perfect being...in this case God.

II. In every cause there must be as much reality in effect, or for every action there should be a equal reaction. Meaning that if I flick you in the ear, you ear will slightly bend and return to normal, that is an equal reaction. An unequal reaction is if I flick your ear, and it completely rips off, that is not an equal reaction. So we as humans don't have this type of power because we are not gods, we are...

III. Imperfect. Humans make mistakes, only the perfect being never makes a mistake.

IV. Given that what number 3 says, then I can not not do number 1. Humans are imperfect, so how can we have an idea of a perfect god? We each have our own biased image of God. So if we can't raise an idea of a perfect God then a perfect being must of put that perfect idea in our minds.

V. Given that of number 2 God must exsit, because only a perfect being can have an unequal action...like putting and idea in ones mind, and imperfect person can not physically do this. Opening ones skull and implanting and idea in the actual brain would likely kill at this time period. Only God can do this without opening the skull and harming the person.

So, this argument has gotten to make me a believer. There is a higher power out there.

Philosophy...IT'S THE SHITZ!!!

Rain Clouds on the Horizon

So, I got the job at Jackson Middle School. 7am - 4pm. I thought, well I'll just have to take night classes. I went to search the class schedule at UHD's site. Shit. All my major classes start in the afternoon. And theres only one of each, not like other classes wheres there 19 Intro to whatever. What am I gonna do. I didn't sleep well all weekend. I was pretty bummed out. My family was all excited and all, especially my mom. Now I have to tell them I can't take it.

When to church on Sunday morning to ask God or Jesus...one of them had to be there, its church. Anyways I asked for a sign on what to do.

Today at lunch my boss from my last job called me, he wanted to know if I was coming back next year. I told him whats going on, and that I'm am leaning on more of a yes to C.S. I really liked working with the people there, but I know this year these cool people won't be back, and I definitely get stuck with the freaks. I would like to join again, under one condition, it can't be back at Paul Revere. The reason...its too damn far!!! Thats the only reason.

But if I do go back I'll be making $13.50, a dollar more. Plus and extra day cause now all campuses will have program on Fridays.

I donno, I saw a posting in the Admission's department here at school.

We'll see.

Class for now.

Friday, June 6, 2008

UHD goes Hollywood

So on my daily web crunch at Houstonist.com I read and artical that a movie was being filmed in town staring Sean Penn And Brad Pitt. They've been filming at downtown in the Pennzoil Building. And I got a source (little bro) that they were filming on the top floors of the school's building to get a panoramic few of downtown Houston. He said it was around 7pm last night, and the movie trailers were in the visitors lot.

I know most of the UHD police cops, so I'll ask whats the DL, Kara is good friends with the chick cop that was walking Penn around UHD's campus. What an exciting day.

Ladies find Penn



I'll post more as the story develops.

Tree of life movie.

In a mystical world of folklore, several individuals embrace in a race to find the Tree of Life, said to give immortality, fertility, and other supernatural powers.ree of Life is a period piece centered around three boys in the 1950s. The son of two characters (Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain) witnesses the loss of innocence.

New Horizon pt2

I GOT THE JOB...RIGHT ON THE SPOT!!!


So I went to the job interview. First I couldn't find the office. The office was on the 2nd floor. Why, I don't know, but I found it. The interview was reschedule at 1pm, but they didn't see me till 1:10. And they thought I was some Hernandez guy, apply for a receptionist job. Isn't that a chicks job??? Any ways I met with a lady who was in charge of the Life Skills dept. and the Principle. There was a light miscommunication. When they saw my resume floating on line at the Houstonisd web site, they saw that I had taught Life Skills, but what I put down was not their particular "Life Skills". I taught things such as getting better grades and how to study better. Their life skills class deal with the mentally challenged students. So I brought in Egzona. Now she is not mentally challenged, but I talked of her "culture shock" and how she didn't fit in yet. (She's from Kosovo) Her behavior problems and how I dealt with them.
I also talked about how much of an art freak I am, and I would like to try art therapy.

After that the principle ask if I could leave so she and the other lady talk brief. I thought, man that was quick. I'm not qualified. It's a no.

I was called in, and the principle offered me the position if I was interested. Heck yeah I am!!! Well I didn't say it like that, but I took it. They were pleased and hope that I would consider this position as a career.

Shook hands, they gave me a hug....yeah you know me and hugging. But they said this is a family and family gives hugs not hand shakes.

So I will be working with special ed students, and subing for regular teachers when needed.

The best things is it's right by my house, like 3 minutes away! But there is one thing I'm worried about. It's a full time, 7am - 4pm. I have to take night classes. I hope this won't slow me down.


BUT I AM HAPPY!!!
I called my mom but she didn't pick up, so I called mom #2 Kara, she did. Thanks.


Crap, I made my fall class schedule from 8am-2pm, It took me all day!!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Band of the month pt. 2

Ok so I've found some cool videos from Ludo the band of the month.

"Love Me Dead" Acoustic version




"Love Me Dead" Toothbrush version
(If you have the stomach to see it)



"Love Me Dead" Little Girl Toothbrush version
Very Funny...Should she even be listing to this kinda music?

New Horizon

During my 2 hour class of defining what is "Just", I was looking for a job on the net. I was on HoustonISD.org and I found a few. One was a middle school 5 minutes away. I applied for it, and 5 minutes I got a voice mail from the principal of Jackson Middle School. She wants me to come in at 1 and talk to me. I am both excited and fraught. You see Jackson MS wasn't always the best MS. When I was in middle school...I went to a different one, Jackson was one of the worse MS at that time. You had students who should of been in 10th grade at that school, fights major fights with knifes, and drive-bys. I know it has changed, cause the hood was a scary place when I was a child. It has now gotten better...thanks to the gays. If there is ever one good thing about the gays, it's their willingness to preserve objects...like an historic neighborhood in Houston...Eastwood.

Well we'll see what happens...man I gotta update my resume and get my clothes ready!!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Summer so far

Quite. Really nothing, no Greece trip like last summer, or Vegas. I just realized that having no job sucks. It sucks big salty balls. I thought I would have time to do things, but it's too much time. When I was working I'd wake up at 7:30 am ready for school for 6 hours 4 hours working , home by 8, dinner, school readings and then sleep by 11pm.

Now its like wake up at 9am, read todays school readings. Leave the house by 11, get to school for class from 12:30-2. Surf the net in Niki's office. Wait for Kara my walking buddy at 4 and home by 4:15. From 5pm till 1am I have nothing to do! And It's killing me!!!

I tired the TV thing but I just don't like it one bit. If I read the readings for next class then I won't have anything to do to all day next day.

Any one got any hints.

Autobots TRANSFORM!!!





Yes thats right, get ready for Prime and his Autobots going at it again with Megaton and the Decepticons to battle for not Earth but the Universe!!!

WARNING SPOILER!!!!


























The battle for Earth has ended but the battle for the universe has just begun. After returning to Cybertron, Starscream assumes command of the Decepticons, and has decided to return to Earth with force. The Autobots believing that peace was possible finds out that Megatron's dead body has been stolen from the US Military by Skorpinox and revives him using his own spark. Now Megatron is back seeking revenge and with Starscream and more Decepticon reinforcements on the way, the Autobots with reinforcements of their own, may have more to deal with then meets the eye.


Web Junk

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

BAND OF THE MONTH!

Ludo

Lu-doe

1. A simple board game in which players move counters according to the throw of dice. (Latin: I Play)

2. A punk rock band from St. Luis, Missouri.



I LOVE their current single "Love Me Dead" Here is the video. Or listen to it here. (push play)


Love Me Dead

Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
'High-maintenance' means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean.
Kill me romantically
Fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb
You're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you!


She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead!

You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature
finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous and sexy!

She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead!



Love me cancerously
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!
How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast.
You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed

Wha' 'bout that sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love meeeeeee dead!

You really are what you eat

So just to give you a heads up...I buy banana nut bread at Starbucks every other day.


Breakfast

Women who love cherries with their morning meal can be unrealistic about love relationships. But those who love banana nut bread crave physical contact and enjoy sexual fantasies. Men who enjoy cafe au lait in the mornings are traditionalists who lack ambition. Guys who breakfast on pink grapefruit are sexually aggressive and impulsively dive into love relationships.

Snacks

Both men and women popcorn eaters are usually quite successful in their careers but modest about their accomplishments. Potato chip addicts are also high-achievers, while pretzel lovers are trendy and full of fun. Women who eat nuts are easygoing. Men who enjoy snack crackers are deep thinkers.

Fruits and Veggies

Men who favor strawberries are week Willies who need to be dominated. People who love fresh apples and corn on the cob are hard working and determined to reach their dreams. Fruit lovers who avoid veggies are tough minded leaders, but vegetable eaters who dislike fruit are conscientious and thoughtful of others.

Ice Cream

Both sexes who prefer vanilla need the security of a devoted relationship. Mint chocolate chip eaters are so fearful love won't last that they often sabotage their relationships. Coffee ice cream lovers are adventurous people who live in the moment. Women who enjoy double chocolate will do anything to gain the spotlight, while folks who prefer strawberry are team players. They are loyal once they fall in love.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Get Smart


No not the upcoming movie...although it looks pretty good, but how to boost your IQ by 10 points. Yes these little activities can help you, if you improve your working memory, you could boost your IQ too.

1. Game on

Turn on your PC. Modern games are great for making your mind work at amazing speeds. It gives your brain a chance to think strategically, and keeps it working.

2. Spin it

If you want to be a da Vinci or Edison, keep a sketch diary. Imagine seeing an object from every angle and sketch the views afterwards. Thinking in pictures is essential for complex reasoning.

3. Buy the paper

While browsing through the sports pages, take a peek at the crossword. It’s a perfect exercise for sharpening your mind. Puzzles with creative solutions exercise and extend your dendrites — the branch-like parts of nerve cells that carry information and promote processing.

4. Have a sniff

Certain fragrances help you think clearly and cut down on mistakes. Lemon scents stimulate your hippocampus, the brain region that controls your ability to concentrate; lavender helps you relax and think more clearly; jasmine has the ability to excite, resulting in quicker thinking.

5. Turn on

A recent study in the UK found that watching The Weakest Link for 30 minutes can raise your IQ by six points. A documentary produced a four-point rise; Friends a rise of one point.

6. Deep Breath

This is one of the easiest and most effective tip to improve the functioning of your brain immediately. More air in means more oxygen in the blood and therefore in the brain. Low oxygen levels in the blood have been shown to decrease it. Since most of us are in the habit of breathing too shallowly, this is a quick way to boost your IQ. One hint: if you breath through your nose, you are more likely to breath deeply.

7. Daydream

Letting your brain run free is the best way of truly expanding your brain power. Every day, consciously defocus for 10 minutes, and see where it takes you.

8. Detox

To make sure you’re thinking clearly, avoid caffeine — just one cup can cause a sharp rise in feelings of anxiety, US scientists have found. And like smoking, caffeine also prevents the absorption of key vitamins essential for optimum brain function. Replace coffee or tea with water and if you smoke, don’t.

9. Multi-task

Performing two tasks simultaneously provides you with invaluable brain tools. Put a TV next to a radio and try to take in information from both, then try to concentrate on each individually. You’ll find you can focus on any single problem much better.

10. Sit up straight, and close your mouth

Good posture affects our state of mind, and helps us to think more clearly. Wanna prove it to yourself? Try solving some math in your head while slouching, looking at the floor and letting your mouth hang open. Then do the mental math while sitting up straight, keeping your mouth closed and looking forward or slightly upwards. You’ll get the point.

11. Stretch yourself

Think of two unconnected objects… a frog and a moped, say… and try to think of as many links between them as you can. This breaks down the critical ability that interferes with the flow of ideas.

12. And… relax

Simply relaxing increases your ability to learn. In tests, systematically flexing every muscle for 30 minutes boosted subjects’ ability to solve puzzles by up to 25 percent.

13. Spell it out

Facing a problem? Write it down and draw lines radiating out to words and ideas linked to each one. Your mind will be able to visualize an answer far more easily.

14. Make connections

To grow longer dendrites, do something new. Try learning a new language or developing a skill such as drawing, and you’ll see instant changes in how you think.

15. Step it up

Aerobic fitness helps fluid intelligence (learning new things), frontal lobes (planning ahead) and your ability to make rapid-fire decisions. Go for at least three 30-minute cardio sessions a week.

16. Get dreaming

You knew this one, right? Uninterrupted sleep is key to information-processing. Avoid caffeine six hours before bed and relax with a hot bath and a milky drink (packed with sleep-inducing tryptophans).

17. Take a stroll

A recent study found that just 45 minutes of walking three times a week increased subjects’ ability to perform multiple tasks by up to 15 percent, improving bloodflow to the frontal lobes of the brain.

18. Watch the clock

Use your brain when it’s at its sharpest — early in the morning. Research shows that taking tests before midday boosts success rates by up to five percent.

19. Consume ginkgo biloba

Whether in capsules or tea or off a neighbors tree, ginkgo leaves have been shown to increase blood flow to the brain, helping memory and concentration. The effect is quick, and doesn’t seem to diminish with regular use.

20. Graze

To give your brain a steady supply of energy and minerals, eat little and often. Eating large meals shunts blood to your digestive tract, away from your brain.

21. Go classical

In a US study, listening to a Mozart piano sonata improved students’ 3-D problem solving abilities (as opposed to verbal or language skills) by 15 percent. Aim for 10 minutes of Classic FM a day.

22. Practice

IQ tests are just one form of measuring intelligence, so if you’re really trying to impress, the answer is simply to practice again and again and again.

23. Eat your meat

A meal that’s overloaded with carbohydrates can spell trouble for the brain. In a Harvard study, people who ate pure carbohydrates had up to twice the difficulty concentrating and performing mental tasks as those who’d eaten turkey, which is practically carb-free. This is due to the insulin that is dumped into your veins after the sugar is. Don’t eat white flour, sugar, potatoes, and other carbs before an important meeting.

24. Freshen up

Chewing gum improves memory and thinking, UK researchers have found. Chewing raises your heart rate, delivering more oxygen and glucose to the brain, while saliva triggers a surge of insulin, stimulating learning and memory receptors in the brain.

25. Make friends

Preferably ones with large amounts of frizzy grey hair. Recent research showed that hanging out with boffins can boost your IQ by up to 10 percent.

26. Go herbal

Plants naturally encourage your brain and body to work together. Rosemary increases bloodflow to the brain and sage improves concentration.

27. Head for the bees

To boost your brain power look for vitamin B, found in oats, tuna, chicken, wholewheat and bananas. Vitamin B6 aids memory, while 1, 2, 3 and 12 help manufacture and repair brain tissue.




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Sunday, June 1, 2008

In Depp

So this was his year...Johnny Depp. I still don't understand how he won best comedic performance.

So 4 out of 9. I did better than what I thought I would have done.

The Golden Popcorn

Tonight is the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, and here are my picks***:



Best Comedic Performance

Johnny Depp Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (WINNER)
Jonah Hill Superbad ***
Adam Sandler I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry


I pick Jonah Hill...but I feel that Seth or Adam, Adam the most will get it.
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Best Female Performance

Adams Enchanted

Come on, shes the new America Sweet Heart. =================================================

Best Fight



Don't be surprise if the human species doesn't get this one, MTV did present Godzilla with a life time achievement award back in the 90's.
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Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman Step Up 2 the Streets (WINNER)
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer Disturbia***
Ellen Page and Michael Cera Juno
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Just because he is the "IT" guy now, thats why I think he's gonna win.
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Best Male Performance

Michael Cera Juno
Matt Damon The Bourne Ultimatum
Shia LaBeouf Transformers
Will Smith I Am Legend ****(WINNER)
Denzel Washington American Gangster***

It's a tie...both too good to pick one. But Will will get it, hence the extra *
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Best Movie

I Am Legend
Juno
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (LOL, like this has a chance)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Superbad
TRANSFORMERS ***(WINNER)

Tough one....er the robot one. If not, Legend.
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BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR???? (MTV is losing it's touch)

The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man ***(WINNER)
Sex And The City: The Movie
Speed Racer

No doubt about it, I think Ozzy agrees as well. If don't think so, we'll bit your fucking head off.
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Best Villain

Javier Bardem No Country for Old Men
Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd (WINNER)
Topher Grace Spider-Man 3
Angelina Jolie Beowulf
Denzel Washington American Gangster ***

If Topher gets it, I'm gonna go postal. I don't think no one has actually turned a villain so gay.
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Breakthrough Actor/Actress


Seth Rogen Knocked Up
Christopher Mintz-Plasse Superbad ***
Jonah Hill Superbad
Megan Fox Transformers
Zac Efron Hairspray (WINNER)
Michael Cera Superbad
Chris Brown This Christmas
Nikki Blonsky Hairspray

I AM McLOVIN!!!!
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It all starts tonight at 7pm.

Oh, and lets not forget our musical performers: Coldplay and The Pussycat Dolls.



Getting my grind on...new downtown sk8 park

Houstonist.com

No, we're not talking about your favorite way to dance, we're talking about the grand opening of Houston's newest and best skate park, The Lee & Joe Jamail Skate Park.

Built in Eleanor Tinsley Park, right off the Sabine Street Bridge and in full view of our gorgeous skyline, this park covers 30,000 square feet and is the first in-ground skate park in our region. It was designed by the premiere skate park firm, Grindline out of Seattle, WA.

Another entity that was integral in getting this park built for Houston was PUSH, Public Use Skate Parks for Houston. PUSH is a grassroots organization that offered their help and resources to the powers that be about skateboarding issues in Houston.

The Lee and Joe Jamail Skate Park is a city facility sponsored by the Houston Parks & Recreation Department and all city park rules and a few new ones apply.

The skate park's grand opening begins at 12:30 p.m. on Sunday June 1st and goes on until 5 p.m. while the park will remain open until 10pm.


The schedule of events look like this:

12:30 p.m. Live Urban Art Demo by the Orange Show along the promenade panels
1:00 p.m. Ribbon cutting ceremony
1:28 p.m. Professional skate boarders skating demonstrations
2:15 p.m. Spectators skate with the pro skaters
2:20 p.m. Public Skating
3:00 p.m. Drawing and announcements
4:00 p.m. Professional skate boarders skating demonstration
4:55 p.m. Drawing and announcements
5:00 p.m. Public Skating until 10:00 p.m.