This short video is rated: NKA (Not Kara Approved, but still damn funny)
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
HMNS
So work is a little hectic. Sundays I work in the Batcave, basically answering phones and the questions that people have about the museum itself, and sell tickets over the phone 9 - 5. Monday I'm on grounds, walking around the exhibits and the butterfly center keeping things in order from 2 - 9. Tuesday I sit and read all day in the parking garage from 2 -10. Wednesday is the same as Tuesday but only from 4 - 9. Off on Thursday but not Friday, 9 - 5; special exhibits which I love. I get to play in the sand box at the Dinosaur Mummy exhibit. Here kids can act like they're real paleontologist, it's so much fun. But there is too much sand in my car now. Saturday I'm off, then I start again Sunday. So far so good.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Ike takes another bite.
The Woodlands Pavilion is another bastard who Ike has beaten and abandon it. What I am trying to say is, Buzzfest has been canceled. Yes, canceled. And will not be rescheduled. So fall Buzzfest, we'll have to wait till the spring. But there will be Buzzfestivalus. The winter concert venue that takes place in a enclosed structure who's skeletal remains are backed by steal beams. Yeah I know it's not the same, 10 bands vs 3 bands. But hey...now that I got my money back....AC/DC!!! This December an historic event will take place at the HTC. If they can get start back up, hopefuly my dreams of seeing the all thim greatest rock band will also do a world tour...Led-Zeppelin. If that happens...I would die a most very happy person. I mean it, like right after that concert, if I get shot, stab, hit by a motor vehicle, a plane falls on me, a swam of killer bees pierce me, heart attack, Micheal Mayers, combust spontaneously, secret nijas, Chuck Fucking Norris, I don't care, I would die a happy person and forgive all those who wronged me.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
To Drunk to Fuc...Ya.
First there was "I love the cocaine, then "Crazy Bitch" now "I'm to drunk to F you." They have did it again. The geniuses of Buckcherry has created an awesome new song, "To Drunk". This video is very explicit, so if you are not a fan of the topless female gender species then this ain't for you, In other words, "Would Kara approve of this?" No. No she wouldn't, in fact she would make you go to church after seeing this music video. But I find that this video depicts the every day of realism and naturalism that Mark Twain and Stephan Crane once wrote about. But damn, I don't even think Snoop Dogg made these kinds of videos. Here it is guys, "To Drunk"-Buckcherry.
Hello. Remember me?
Hello gang, I'm here coming at you live at UHD. Still no net at home yet. The post Ike era has started. The place to get food stamps by the house is in TV every day, people are lined up all the way down till the train tracks.
I notice that I haven't put a artist of the month so here you go
The Scorpions-
Rock You Like a Hurricane
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Take a hike Ike
Hey guys, doing fine. The home in Kingwood got really lucky. Almost every other house a tree fell on it. We lost power that early Saturday morning, and came back on Thursday. The house back in Houston is also fine. On the storm door was taken. Power was lost Saturday as well, and the power was back on Wednesday morning. But no cable, so no net. I'm at my mom's in K-hood, every thing is on and working. I got some video and pics that I'll post later. I hope all you guys are doing fine, and hang in there!!!
Friday, September 12, 2008
T minus 13 hours
So Ike is not nudging, he's gonna hit G-town and then H-town. The windows are sealed with wood and the cat is in the bag. Jenny called and said winds are bad in Pearland, so Kingwood here I come. I think we are gonna leave in about 3 hrs.
Just in case I don't make it.
i have a jar in a safety deposit box at the bank that I farted in, i was going to donate it to science research in the future...so instead of letting it sit there... i wanted someone to have it to remember me by
first come first serve....dont all reply at once now.
first come first serve....dont all reply at once now.
More info on Ike
I found this on Kara's twitter, it's all of Houston's zip codes and thier evacuation status.
T minus 18 hours and counting
Ike is about 270 miles away from home, land fall expected around 1am Saturday. Still debating to stay or to go to moms.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Waiting is the hardest part
So work wasn't that bad. I just stayed for 2 hours directing people where the Body Worlds 2 is at. I got to see it as well. It's ok, not as good as the first time. They're aren't as many full bodies. I guess my favorite is the ice skating couple. The had some company catering food, a open bar, man was it good. My boos told me that employees that need a place to stay when the storm comes in can stay in the museum along with family and pets. Free I-Max movie all day, but you have to bring your own supplies.
It looks like every one is headed to Victor's in Pearland. Ike has nudge up and has G-town in sight along with Houston. But I have a feeling that it will keep on nudging up and by Friday afternoon, it will be Beaumont's problem. So I'm gonna stay home.
I'm tired, busy day today, class, Activities Day at UHD, ran to Wal-mart, ran to Petco, home, showered, worked, home, work on paper in case the power is out, read, and blogged.
Good night and good luck.
Ike is gonna hit Houston, not Tina.
So it looks like it's gonna hit south of G-town then come up south of H-town at a cat. 3. After work..yeah that's right I have to work tonight, pack up and hit Kingwood. It's tough, here at home we are about 5 miles from the Port of Houston, and there is a bayou a mile down the road at the cemetery. So I'm worried about the water here, when Alison hit the water made it to the door but didn't get in the house. If we go to Kingwood, I'm worried about the wind and all the damn trees. Winds will reach K-hood at about a cat. 1. I'm more worried about my car that might have a tree inside it. OR we could just spend the day gambling in Louisiana, I have a players card!
Doomed
Well, it looks like Ike is heading this way so off to Kingwood...but wait, a suburb build in the middle of the woods? Damn. I still have to work at the museum for the special private opening for the Body Worlds 2. But what if that gets flooded. This time the exhibit is on the lower level, last year it was on the 2nd level. OH! The excitement!
So here is a nice melody to lighten the atmoshpere around here.
Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Wadded up
I have no patience this morning. I have no idea why. I guess I just didn't wake up right. Or maybe it's the fact that I got home at 10pm from work. Yesterday they had me training in the garage parking in the attendant box. Just sitting in this hot box from 2 - 9 doing nothing. I should of brought my books. I donno. It'll blow off by mid morning. But I'm not going to my 2nd class, I gotta start working on these 2 papers that are due next week. I wish that professors will take in consideration that we students, some of us do work, and not give our paper assignments 4 days before they're due.
But lets blog about some positive things. Friday morning after I clocked in at work I took the door that leads out side to the bottom level of the I-Max and took the stairs up to the box office. I notice this girl. Very nice, punk rocker, with the blue streaks in her hair. She looked at me, I looked at her, we said hi, and that was the end of that. The next day I had brought cold left over pizza for lunch. I warmed it up in the lounge and sat ate and read my book. I got up to get a napkin off the sink and she came at a fast pace but mildly walk, right up to me and conformed that I was a new worker. Then she introduce herself, then asked my name, but I had a wad of processed pizza in my mouth. I grunted "Jon", and pointed to my name badge. After a confused look she smiled and left post haste. Yesterday after my break I walked out side back to the garage and she was leaving, she saw me smiled and said "Gron, right." I said "Umph" and the wad up salad in my mouth came out.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
HMNS 1
So day one was ok. From morning till noon we took a tour of the museum, but not just any tour, it was more like the Behind the Scenes Tour. Who know that there is a underground level where all the action takes place. The museum ha numerous hidden doorway the lead to hidden room. See that beam that has some kinda promotional poster, go behind it touch the right spot and it reveals a flight of stairs. I think my favorite part is level 7, the roof top of the museum. There is a small green house there, they grow all plants that you see in the building. You can see the Houston skyline. The not so good part of the tour, when touring the Butterfly Center, there were live bugs in captivity...the had the worlds largest f*ucking spider, the Goliath Bird eater Tarantula!!!! Shit that nasty thing was huge! 1 foot leg span! No sir, not me.
SO what will I be doing there. Depends, I will work for Visitor Services, so pretty much every where. Ticket taker at the exhibit halls, selling tickets at the box office, monitoring the butterfly center so the kids are killing the bugs, working the I-Max and planetarium, or sitting at the help desks. The other half of the day was just a presentation of the museum and history, and meeting different people in different departments. Tomorrow we have training all day in some departments we might be placed in.
I get free tickets every month 2 of them, and they never expire! The mixers, well we get to dress up for that. Then next one is on Halloween Night and its from 8 till midnight, come in your best costume. Some people get married in the butterfly center, so after we close we come back dressed up and attend the weddings, birthdays, Bar Mitzvah, and other parties.
So that was today in a nut shell. Im kinda tired.
Ahh, support.
So I can't sleep any more, I guess it's the anticipation of the new job. I went to target around 6pm. Pat from the museum said to come in business casual for the first day. So I went and bought a whole new outfit. Black polo, khaki pants, belt, socks, and some boxer brief trunks. Took a shower a while ago and put the new trunks on. I notice something or rather felt different. They have added "the pouch"! The people at the Merona have finally come to their senses and added the "ball pouch". Let me tell you ladies, its like a bra for your balls. Support and the lift, no more squishing, tugging, pinching. The pouch is made of stretch fabric for the most maximum comfort. No more reaching for the "cell phone routine" where as I really putting my hand in my pockets to adjust myself. Men I advise you to get some, they come in a pair of 3 at target with a cool swanky modern design, nothing gay. Make sure you get the contoured pouch for enhanced fit and support. Only at Target.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Invention
I am still ill, so this will be a short post, I am saving all my strength for my new job tomorrow:
It's always a good idea to have a "Techie" friend. Upon Eloy's twitter page I saw that the
geniuses at Google have created their very own web brower, Google Chrome. I love it!!! "Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design
with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer,
and easier"
Click the comic for more info.
Now the other thing is Picasa 3. If your a freak like me and take pictures every second of your life then you should download this!
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