To Do List

Lunch
KT B-day Gift
Card
Academics
Get Stuff for pasta salad

Brocabulary; Weekend Edition

Crackcidents: (verb)
Crack-sa-dentz
Getting into an accident while staring at a girl's butt.
(Jon had a crackcident, he walked in to a table while he was eying that girls thong as she was bending down)

Palibis:(noun)
Pal-ee-bis
Make sure your bros are ready to cover your ass like a tight pair of Speedos.
(Jon was out at the titty bar last night with Eloy, it's a good thing that both of them are palibises; cause the were "out get getting a few drinks". )


Guybernation :(verb)
Gie-ber-nay-shun
Indulgingin some “he” time to avoid the girlfriend or the bros
(Jon needed to get away from his girl and bro, so he is at home guybernating; watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy at home.)

Brocabulary
The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

For those who are new to Brovember, it is a month-long celebration of male comradery and all things bromantic. It takes place during the 30 days of what was formerly known as November. "Bromance" is defined as a sentiment of platonic love and compassion between men. Although not necessarily meant in a homoerotic sense, it absolutely can be. During this month, men celebrate the love they have for one another by congregating and usually embibing alcohol. The pursuit of the opposite sex loses all importance as men freely express the pride they have for their gender and the importance with which they hold their close male companions. At the pinnacle of the month, regularly celebrated on the day immediately following Thanksgiving, the annual Men Eating Animals Together, or, M.E.A.T. Feast is held. At this event, all men who are well enough and down enough gather at a given location, cook a surplus of meat, drink jug upon jug of red wine and case upon case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. There are no utensils, no plates, no napkins, no shirts, no girls, and no white wine allowed. This night is the most important night of the year.

Brocabulary: Masturdate

Masturdate: (noun)
Mass-ter-date
-A self pleasure session planned in advance, like a date.

I've been working overtime all week, I got the night off. I rented some soft porn for my masturdate tonight.

Brocabulary
The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

For those who are new to Brovember, it is a month-long celebration of male comradery and all things bromantic. It takes place during the 30 days of what was formerly known as November. "Bromance" is defined as a sentiment of platonic love and compassion between men. Although not necessarily meant in a homoerotic sense, it absolutely can be. During this month, men celebrate the love they have for one another by congregating and usually embibing alcohol. The pursuit of the opposite sex loses all importance as men freely express the pride they have for their gender and the importance with which they hold their close male companions. At the pinnacle of the month, regularly celebrated on the day immediately following Thanksgiving, the annual Men Eating Animals Together, or, M.E.A.T. Feast is held. At this event, all men who are well enough and down enough gather at a given location, cook a surplus of meat, drink jug upon jug of red wine and case upon case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. There are no utensils, no plates, no napkins, no shirts, no girls, and no white wine allowed. This night is the most important night of the year.

Brocabulary: Bangover

Bangover: (noun)
B-ang-o-ver;
Groggy exhaustion after a night of banging.

(Last night Shanon came over to watch a movie we drank to much wine and had a corkscrew (when drinking wine leads to screwing), we were at it all night I woke up with a bangover.)

Brocabulary
The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

For those who are new to Brovember, it is a month-long celebration of male comradery and all things bromantic. It takes place during the 30 days of what was formerly known as November. "Bromance" is defined as a sentiment of platonic love and compassion between men. Although not necessarily meant in a homoerotic sense, it absolutely can be. During this month, men celebrate the love they have for one another by congregating and usually embibing alcohol. The pursuit of the opposite sex loses all importance as men freely express the pride they have for their gender and the importance with which they hold their close male companions. At the pinnacle of the month, regularly celebrated on the day immediately following Thanksgiving, the annual Men Eating Animals Together, or, M.E.A.T. Feast is held. At this event, all men who are well enough and down enough gather at a given location, cook a surplus of meat, drink jug upon jug of red wine and case upon case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. There are no utensils, no plates, no napkins, no shirts, no girls, and no white wine allowed. This night is the most important night of the year.

Celebrate Brovember

For those who are new to Brovember, it is a month-long celebration of male comradery and all things bromantic. It takes place during the 30 days of what was formerly known as November. "Bromance" is defined as a sentiment of platonic love and compassion between men. Although not necessarily meant in a homoerotic sense, it absolutely can be. During this month, men celebrate the love they have for one another by congregating and usually embibing alcohol. The pursuit of the opposite sex loses all importance as men freely express the pride they have for their gender and the importance with which they hold their close male companions. At the pinnacle of the month, regularly celebrated on the day immediately following Thanksgiving, the annual Men Eating Animals Together, or, M.E.A.T. Feast is held. At this event, all men who are well enough and down enough gather at a given location, cook a surplus of meat, drink jug upon jug of red wine and case upon case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. There are no utensils, no plates, no napkins, no shirts, no girls, and no white wine allowed. This night is the most important night of the year.



Breastimate: (verb) Brest-a-mate; Guessing the size of a chick's rack.
(Dude look at that chick's chesticles (chicks breast), she's gotta be a 36D.)

Brocabulary
The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

All You Need is Love

- No really, it is all you need for a headache. Love, or sex, fucking, knocking boots, hammer time, nookie, num num, getting some byrid, bumpin' ugglies, whoopie, riding the bologna pony, booty call, dipping the wick, a nooner, hide'n the snake, boinking, sheet tag, kanoodling, frolic (LOL thats for Kara), checking the oil level, or shagging; what ever it is, it can cure.

Sex is one of life’s most enjoyable physical pleasures, but did you know that it’s also great for your overall health? That’s right-sex has been found to help with conditions ranging from the common cold to high blood pressure. And although you’re not likely to come home from your next doctor’s appointment with a scribbled prescription for sex, it can be highly effective as a preventative measure and complementary treatment. Read on to find out what conditions you’re protecting yourself from every time you enjoy a roll in the hay.

1. Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and just a bit more confident. But one researcher has said there’s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there’s an unknown chemical in semen that has an antidepressant effect on women.
2. Pregnancy: Sex is both the cause and the cure for pregnancy. Women who are ready to induce labor often have sex to speed up the process, and research backs up this method. Semen contains prostaglandins, which help the cervix prepare to open, and orgasms produce oxytocin, which will help cause contractions.
3. Headaches: Although sex can sometimes bring on a headache, it can cure them too. The tension release your body experiences during and after sex can ease restricted blood vessels in the brain.
4. Menstrual cramps: Sex acts as an analgetic to relieve menstrual pain, primarily because of the relaxation and endorphins sex brings.
5. Arthritis: In his book, “How to Treat Arthritis with Sex and Alcohol,” rheumatologist Carter V. Multz asserts that sex, as well as alcohol and other complementary treatments, can reduce pain, swelling, and inflammation associated with arthritis.
6. Common cold: Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich, asserts that sex has a positive effect on phagocytes, which are a part of the immune system that goes after alien bodies, like cold germs, and kills them. Phagocytes are increased signficantly during sex, and will often double after orgasm.
7. Stress: Orgasms offer a great way to relax, and even nonorgasmic sex offers some relief. Dr. Joshua Golden asserts sex’s relaxation properties, as well as emotional benefits.
8. Tooth decay: Kissing, as well as oral sex, encourages saliva production. This increase in saliva helps to wash food particles from your teeth, prevents plaque build-up, and helps lower decay-causing acid. Additionaly, seminal plasma has been shown to help prevent tooth decay.
9. Erectile dysfunction: By exercising your Kegel muscles with frequent sex and delaying ejaculation, men can help strengthen muscles enough to help with minor erection problems.
10. High blood pressure: Semen has been found to lower blood pressure in women. Specifically, swallowing semen can help ward off preeclampsia, which is a dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes occurs during pregnancy.
11. Insomnia: Many people find that the relaxation they experience after sex helps them go to sleep.
12. Prostate cancer: Men who ejaculate more frequently have been found to be at a lower risk of developing prostate cancer.
13. Hangovers: Sex may not save your liver, but it will help you shake off a funk. Having sex will help boost your endorphins and oxytocins, which stimulate muscle contraction and help you avoid aggressiveness.
14. Toxic system: Sex gets your blood pumping faster, which helps to rid the body of waste.
15. Heart disease: Studies have shown that if men have sex twice a week or more, they tend to have a lower risk of heart attack. For women, increased levels of estrogen caused by sex help to protect against heart disease.
16. Stubborn wounds: Studies have found that oxytocin, which is released during sex, can help wounds heal faster.
17. Low energy: Sex increases energy through exercise and emotional well-being.
18. Minor cognitive problems: Whenever you become sexually excited or have an orgasm, the hormone DHEA is released. DHEA has been found to improve cognition.
19. Skin irritations: The sweat released during sex will cleanse your pores, helping to relieve rashes, blemishes, and other skin problems.
20. Pain: Orgasm releases endorphins, which will alleviate pain for just about everything.
21. Obesity: Although few doctors are likely to prescribe a sex diet, the fact is that sex is a form of exercise. Performing the act of sex requires physical activity that will burn calories and strengthen your heart. It’s an especially great exercise for those who have little motivation to get to the gym.
22. Incontinence: Every time you have sex, you’re exercising your Kegel muscles, which are the same ones you use to stem the flow of urine.
23. Weak bones and muscles: Sex brings on a boost of testosterone, which helps to make your bones and muscles strong.
24. Semen allergy: Unfortunately, some women are allergic to their partner’s semen. However, along with other treatments, frequent sex has been found to work as an effective desensitization therapy for this allergy.
25. Death: That’s right, sex can help ward off death for men. Professor Stuart Brody reports that men who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die as those who only orgasm once a month.

-By Jessica Hupp-

Artist of the Month

So after Blink 182 broke up in 2005 due to band differences, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker formed Plus 44 (+44) and Tom Delonge formed Angles And Airwaves (AVA). He deliberately reverse the "A" in the "and" to a "V" to spell out his dauther's name, Ava. Cool, huh.

Any ways thier first single was called "The Adventure", but my favorite single is called "Do it for me now". I really like the lyrics.

Do it for me now




Angels and Airwaves Lyrics
Do It For Me Now Lyrics

WTF and some Science.

Saw this on TMZ the other night, The Beyonce Battle.


You might have see a kid do this, or you've might of done it yourself. "How tall are you?" and then the kid says "I'm this tall", showing stretching out arms. Well it's true. You are just as tall as your arm span. Go ahead do it. Have a friend with you, lie on the floor. Now stretch your arms out like a letter "T". Have your friend mark the start of your arm span to the other...so mark where you right hand starts, it should be the middle finger cause it's the longest, now do the same for the left hand. Stand up and look at it. Now lie back down next to it so that you are parallel. Which is bigger, your arm span, or your height?.....Your arm span should be just a little bit longer than you. Where did I get this information? Why, I got it from work, The Houston Museum of Natural Science and Body Worlds 2: The Brain, our 3 pound gem.

Trying to find a woman whos never been born

-Going to California-

Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey,
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
As the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
Ill meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king;
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.
La la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin to find a woman whos never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

A good girl is hard to find.

I'm not asking for much ya know...



These past few days I've been working extra over time, working 10-12 hrs. In the end the check is juicy. Some shit heads keep calling out at work and so there's no one to work. I'll do it, no life right now. Just saving up to hurry up and leave, get out of this place that I'm in. For once school is not on my top list. Leave and say Fuck You. The people at work are pretty cool. Hanging with them is even better. But the funny part is that every one is at least a roommate with each other. The Halloween mixer was fun...even though some jerk called in and I had to work after 5 till 9. I didn't get to go home and put my costume on. So I just stayed till 10, had a few drinks and fried grasshoppers. Danced a little with strangers to a 80's rock band. Man they played some good music. I went home tired from working 8am-9pm. Today was almost the same. 9am - 7pm.

Mom came over. All we did was watch TV. I missed those kid days.

Still no date for the O-Team Banquet. I don't think I wanna go anymore.