F* My Life -Thursday edition

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML


Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

F* MY
LIFE!!!

http://www.fmylife.com/

Stop motion animation

My camera has Stop motion animation mode. I really need to take some time and put it to use....like this.

It's Beautiful Day

LOOK WHAT WAS IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!

Beautiful Day lyrics - U2 lyrics

Beautiful Day Video - U2 Music Videos

Music Videos by VideoCure

I 2 GO 2 U2!

ALL SET TO GO!!!

TOP 5 BANDS TO SEE:

1. Led-Zeppelin
2. The Rolling Stones
3. AC/DC
   
4. The WHO
5. U2(In Theory)

Needs Something

Houston METRO Light Rail from NC3D.com on Vimeo.

Here’s a whizzy reel showing what the new Metro trains and stations on 4 upcoming light-rail lines are supposed to look like. Dowling St. in the Third Ward, the Edloe Station in Greenway Plaza, the Moody Park Station on the North Line, MacGregor Park Station on the Southeast Line, and Lockwood Station on the East End Line each get about 30 seconds of CGI treatment, from a low-flying camera buzzing some extremely lifelike — though torpid — pedestrians. (Swamplot.com)

Hmmm, it looks real, but there is something missing…Ah yes…the crazy people. If you have ever taken the downtown train you KNOW what I’m talking about. That homeless person not only just asking for money, but pissing on the seats as well. Everyone loves that new homeless piss smell. You can’t buy that scent at Bed Bath and Beyond. What about that other guy, you the the one that loves to socialize with others…that he only sees himself. Talking all that crazy mess when no one is there except you. Yes, I can’t wait till the East End line to be completed. The fun that will yet be here.

Me 2

OCTOBER 14, Reliant Stadium!

It's Matt's Month

April is National Autism Awareness Month.

Meet my cousin Matt.

Matt has Autism. Autism is a complex developmental disability that typically appears during the first three years of life and affects a person’s ability to communicate and interact with others. Autism is defined by a certain set of behaviors and is a "spectrum disorder" that affects individuals differently and to varying degrees. There is no known single cause for autism, but increased awareness and funding can help families today.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently released a report stating that 560,000 children in the county have some form of autism. For researching autism spectrum disorders (ASD) the Johnson County Library offers many useful resources. Information provided to you by the Johnson County Library’s Consumer Health Team.

Do your part at ASL.