Taking Notes

THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

1. Why it's good to have five pair of black shoes?
   
2. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.
   
3. Fat clothes.
   
4. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
   
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
   
6. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
   
7. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
   
8. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
   
9. Other women.