Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Vagina....

It's more complicated than I thought. To get that rocket of the launch pad, it takes the right amount of stimuli to get off, and you have to know what and where are the right buttons to push. Women I now have more respect for your va-jay-jays, it is not like our "Apollo" rocket, a sensitive device to the touch. No, the "cupid's cupboard" is not a one unit machine, it is a machine with in machines working together, and even at the best of our times, we men don't always fill your needs. Luckily there was the invention of the sex toy. Yes for you liberated women there is help from the non masculine prospective. But if you are the type that buys the EXTREME stuff and has to hide it, or afraid that some on will find it the there is answer. For those of you who are to embarrassed to buy one, or is willing to try it out mildly, then there is an answer! Yes you might have these toys already lying down the house already, and there are some that are shaped that are unrecognizable, leaving with the WTF or "Don't ask" policy. Here are the top ten sex tools that you can actually keep on your mantlepiece. Click here, and it's not pornographic if that's what you're thinking.

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